Steven Weber's Rejected Olympic Events

@TheStevenWeber:

• The 6 Meter Take-A-Drunken-Dump-on-a-Snail-and-Watch-it-Burrow-its-Way-Out-While-Masturbating Relay #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The 1200 Meter Men's Freestyle Glass-Eye-in-the-Asshole Surprise Lower GI #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The 1000 Foot Oprah Drop #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Javelin Throat #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Onomatopoeia/See-Ya-Wouldn't-Wanna-Be-Ya/Curtis Sliwa/Tom Sullivan-Blind-70's-Entertainer-Ball-Bronsky Throw #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Vanilla Custard Enema/Meconium Toothpaste/Cat's Whisker in a Tear Duct/Jerk-Off into Your Aunt's Ashtray Vault #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Billion Meter Paper-Cut/Tabasco-Dip/Cunt-Fuck-A-Cheese Doodle Dunk and Run #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Thousand Meter Pogo-Stick/Cock-Slap/Sherbet Taste-Off #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Abortion Flume #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Bavarian Shit-Tinsel #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The 70 Meter Clam-Stomp #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Jew Toss #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Krazy Kay & Ignatz Brick Slam Cunt Fuck Shit Nuts Tits Throw #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Sweater Pilling/Bobbin Taint Tap #RejectedOlympicEvents
• The Stop/Kick My Junk #RejectedOlympicEvents